I Aim to Misbehave

Stolen from AJA

2009-11-14T18:18:54Z

* My Childhood Ambition: F-16 pilot. <3 single engine verticals

* My Fondest Memory: Maybe because it's so fresh in mind, but St. Croix this August was the happiest I've been in a long time.

* My Favorite Retreat: Maine in July

* My Wildest Dream: Anne Hathaway

* My Proudest Moment: In college, I had a drinking game published by The Food Network :)

* My Biggest Challenge: Depression and a wicked lack of motivation to do the things I need to do.

* My Alarm Clock is: Not mine. I miss my awesome GE clock that set itself.

* My Perfect Day: Sun, Friends, and Booze.

* My First Job was: McDonald's, Branch Ave., Providence

* My Most Decadent Indulgence: GADGETS

* My Inspiration: Awesome nerdy celebs. See: Wil Wheaton, Adam Savage, Molly Lewis, Aly Hannigan, Felicia Day, etc.

* My New Years Resolution: Fuck that.

* My Ideal Companion: see Wildest Dream ;)

* My Favorite Color: Emerald Green

* The Last Book I Read: A Game of Thrones (in progress)

* How many Books did I read in 2006: 2006? How old is this même?

* I am Expert at: Procrastinating

* My Favorite Animal: Felines (grammatically correct or not)

* My Favorite Breakfast: Crêpes

* My Favorite Snack: Tough question. Eclairs, maybe. Cold.

* My Favorite TV Show: Psych

* My Couch: Maroon and poofy

* Your Greatest Fear: Not understanding

* Your Favorite Entertainer: NPH

* Your Favorite Meat & Veggie: Pepperoni & Olive Pizza

* Worst Person in the World: Jesse Jackson

Re-upping

2009-11-14T17:23:44Z

Look at me, I'm finally back on my LJ! Comment or I'll disappear for a year!
</shameless_attention_whoring>

I Has a Google Voice

2009-07-09T02:27:56Z

Got my invitation for Google Voice today, woot!
It took me quite a while to decide on a number. I went with Area Code 707, number 968-7606 (P0P YOUR M0M) ;)

Swipified from LB: ask me anything!

2009-06-14T03:32:20Z

The problem with LiveJournal is that we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. Hence, I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Seriously, anything goes!

Then, if you are so inclined, post this in your LJ and find out what people don’t know about you.

NOTE: Comments are NOT screened, but if you want to ask me a question privately, feel free to send me an LJ message instead of posting a comment.

Yes/No Même

2009-06-12T19:45:47Z

Stoled from creidh

The Rules:
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Yes
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — No
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yess
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — No
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — No
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — Yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? —Yes
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — Yes
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk? - Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Been in a band? — No
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — Yes
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — Yes
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? -- No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? -- No
Written graffiti? — Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes
Think about the future? — No
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes

Marry, Shag, or Cliff (même via badseed1980)

2009-04-16T18:51:58Z

Marry, shag, cliff
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people (specify gender if it isn't obvious!).

2) Post this meme with your answers.

3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people I gave you.

4) Label which you would marry, which you would shag, and which you would throw off a cliff.

Morena Baccarin - CLIFF
Brazilian
6/2/79
She's attractive, but the easiest of the three to drop off a cliff. Never really did it for me.

Jewel Staite - MARRY
Canadian
6/2/82 (wow, same birthday as Morena!)
Nom Nom Nom! Sweet, sweet Kaylee Frye.
Wikipedia says her middle name is Belair, but I'm pretty sure it's really Adorable.
She's cute, sexy, badass and, from what I've seen/read, she's silly with a fun imagination. Totally marriageable.
Makes me want to watch Stargate Atlantis.

Christina Hendricks - SHAG
Southern
5/3/75 (way to screw up the June 2 pattern)
God, I love redheads (particularly those with such spectacular mammalian protuberances), but she gets points off for being a natural blonde.
I think she's awesome (adored her as YoSaffBridge), but being over 5.5 years older than me could make for a difficult marriage. What a fun shag, though :)
Makes me want to watch Mad Men.

Awesome, straight up

2009-03-28T16:22:20Z

Make me a sammich while you're at it!

2009-03-26T20:26:17Z

Fun metamusical même, ganked from badseed1980

2009-03-25T16:04:38Z

Pick an artist or band and answer the following with only their songs. Choose wisely as some of your favorites could have a limited discography.

Garbage

1. Are you a male or female: "Boys Wanna Fight"

2. Describe yourself: "Untouchable"

3. How do you feel about yourself: "I Think I'm Paranoid"

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: "Stupid Girl"

5.Describe your current boy/girl situation: "Sex Is Not The Enemy"

6. Describe your current location: "Not My Idea"

7. Describe where you want to be: "My Lover's Box" (Yeah, I went there!)

8. Your best friend is: "Queer"

9. Your favorite color is: "Cherry Lips"

10. You know that: "The World Is Not Enough"

11. What's the weather like: "Dumb"

12. If your life were a television show what would it be called: "Silence Is Golden"

13. What is life to you: "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do"

14. What is the best advice you have to give: "The Trick Is to Keep Breathing"

15. If you could change your name what would it be: "Temptation Waits" (is that a great porn name or what?!)

Même of Firsts

2009-02-21T18:52:41Z

1. Who was your first prom date?
creidhe - her junior prom. I think we ended up back at chez badseed1980 afterwards

2. Do you still talk to your first love?
Nope, not since she blew off my wedding (and I don't mean you, Al :P )

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
The traditional sip of beer from dad to make me realize it was nasty. Otherwise, my parents used to let me have a glass of wine with the occasional dinner

4. What was your first job?
McDonald's sammich guru, working with Drew-san on Branch Ave. in Providence

5. What was your first car?
The Purple Cow - 1987 Pontiac 6000

6. Who was the first person to text you today?
N/A

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
The wifey. I figure that's pretty much how it works every morning when you sleep with someone.

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
I'm pretty sure her name was Mrs. Sepe - Nat Greene in Pawtucket

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
Arizona, to visit ERAU when I was looking into colleges. My dad and I flew out to Phoenix, where it was over 100˚. We drove out to Prescott, checked in, grabbed dinner and, by bedtime back at the hotel, it was snowing. Fucking desert.

10. Who was your first best friend & do you still talk?
Ha, having moved so much, I had a lot of best friends over the years. I think my first was Russ Ridge in kindergarten. By the time I returned to Lincoln for 8th grade, he was pretty much a dick, so no.

11. Where was your first sleep over?
Shit, I have no idea. Maybe my grandparents' beach house on Bowdish Lake.

12. Who was the first person you talked to today?
Again, the wifey.

13. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
My maternal Uncle Gary. I can't believe how young I was when I see those pictures. I still have the Cross pens he gave his groomsmen.

14. What was the first thing you did this morning?
Rolled over and read a chapter of Watchmen.

15. What was the first concert you ever went to?
Either the Goo Goo Dolls with notyourpoet or one of the Kiss concerts with Matt (Kiss the station, not the band)

16. First tattoo?
None yet, but I do eventually want one

17. First piercing?
N/A

18. First foreign country you've been to?
The Dominican Republic for my honeymoon. October 2006.

19. First movie you remember seeing?
101 Dalmations at the 4 Seasons in East Providence (now the Patriot)

20. When was your first detention?
Fifth grade, for forgetting to bring in my homework a few days in a row.

21. What was the first state you lived in?
Rhody.

22. Who was your first roommate?
Does my brother count? We roomed together a few times in childhood. Other than that, my freshman roommate in college was Joe O'Boyle - not the most compatible pairing

SWOON

2009-02-12T19:35:39Z

ZOMG Corsetty Geekery:

There's only one thing to say:

Writer's Block: Spoilers Below the Cut

2009-01-31T21:57:23Z

Have you ever ruined the ending or given away plot developments in a book, movie, or tv show by telling someone who hasn't seen or read it what happens? Has anyone ever done this to you?

View 501 Answers

OMG people are always spoiling endings for me! For example:
Titanic
Passion of the Christ
Troy
Return of the Jedi
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

ALL RUINED!

Writer's Block: You Wouldn't Understand

2009-01-29T19:06:17Z

Almost everyone coins or uses expressions that make sense to only a few people. What word or phrase do you use most often that you have to explain the meaning of to others?

View 500 Answers

Your mom!

...

Naw, never mind. Everybody knows about her already.

Biblically.

by which I mean UNF UNF UNF

Ghey 4 Jeesus

2009-01-28T22:24:43Z

Black Beauty?

2009-01-26T16:10:12Z

Your Friendly Neighborhood Sex Offender

2009-01-20T04:13:02Z

Grand Old Pokemans

2008-12-22T21:34:34Z

Neil Clark Warren is a Facist

2008-12-20T23:45:16Z

Santa's GMail

2008-12-04T21:29:32Z

Elf Bang!
(safe for work)

High School Même (now with circumflex!)

2008-12-04T19:46:03Z

Via new stalkee creidh ^^

Did you marry someone from your high school?
--Nuh uh. I married the HSgf's college roomate. Like woah.

Did you car pool to school?
-- Na. Got my car before senior year and carted my bro to/from, though.

What kind of car did you have?
--The Purple Cow, a Pontiac Tank -err- 6000

It's Friday night...where are you?
--Hell if I know. Nowhere interesting.

What kind of job did you have in high school?
--Smackdownald's in Providence for a while, then a warehouse where I was prince shit (king shit was appointed by his father, the manager)

What do you do now?
--Codemonkeying. Mostly Java (for the caffeine)

Were you a party animal?
--Not in the least. Booooooooring

Were you considered a flirt?
--Not that I've been told. Too shy.

Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
--Not after I moved to Lincoln. Still have my T-sax, though

Did you ever get suspended/expelled?
--No sir

Can you sing the fight song?
--I don't even know if I've ever heard the fight song.

Who was/were your favorite teacher(s)?
-- BOUDY

Where did you sit during lunch?
--On my ass

What was your school's full name?
--Lincoln Junior/Senior High School

What was your school mascot?
--A mangy lion

If you could go back and do it again, would you?
--Nah, I'm through with schooling, yo. I enjoyed HS, though.

What do you remember most about Graduation?
--Forced indoors due to rain :( Also, inflatable shark.

Who did you take to prom Senior year?
--A North Providence Italian dame

Did you have fun at prom?
--ha. Ha. HA. Prom sucked sweaty donkey ass.

Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with?
--Actually, we reconnected earlier this year via AIM and have chatted a few times.

Are you planning on going to your 10 year reunion?
-- It was a couple months ago, and I had a really good time there. I miss quite a few of those people.

Do you still talk to people from school?
--Matt is still my best friend. I see him and Dan fairly often. I also see Drew once in a while. There's the occassional IM with Al, but otherwise nobody except brief, fleeting reconnects on Facebork.

Like a Maverick

2008-10-03T18:33:48Z

Mmmmm, bacon

2008-09-17T14:20:42Z

Pic unrelated to subject.

The decision to eat meat is often attacked by veggies, but it now seems as though these kinds of affronts may just be a product of small-mindedness.

Macbricle

2008-09-03T21:59:38Z

Severed limbs prevent Carpal Tunnel:

Looks like you can give yourself a necroshocker, ladies, while you idly surf the pornweb.

More holes for lovin'

2008-08-01T04:46:55Z

We prefer "Metallic Americans"

2008-07-10T21:57:36Z

There's toasters in my toasters!
(Linky)