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I Dream of Triplets [Feb. 1st, 2010 @ 11:55 am]
[Feeling | kinky]


Three beauties I would kill to share a bed with at the same time

Triplets?

Katy Perry, Alessandra Toressani, and Zooey Deschanel
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Stolen from AJA [Nov. 14th, 2009 @ 01:18 pm]
* My Childhood Ambition: F-16 pilot. <3 single engine verticals

* My Fondest Memory: Maybe because it's so fresh in mind, but St. Croix this August was the happiest I've been in a long time.

* My Favorite Retreat: Maine in July

* My Wildest Dream: Anne Hathaway

* My Proudest Moment: In college, I had a drinking game published by The Food Network :)

* My Biggest Challenge: Depression and a wicked lack of motivation to do the things I need to do.

* My Alarm Clock is: Not mine. I miss my awesome GE clock that set itself.

* My Perfect Day: Sun, Friends, and Booze.

* My First Job was: McDonald's, Branch Ave., Providence

* My Most Decadent Indulgence: GADGETS

* My Inspiration: Awesome nerdy celebs. See: Wil Wheaton, Adam Savage, Molly Lewis, Aly Hannigan, Felicia Day, etc.

* My New Years Resolution: Fuck that.

* My Ideal Companion: see Wildest Dream ;)

* My Favorite Color: Emerald Green

* The Last Book I Read: A Game of Thrones (in progress)

* How many Books did I read in 2006: 2006? How old is this même?

* I am Expert at: Procrastinating

* My Favorite Animal: Felines (grammatically correct or not)

* My Favorite Breakfast: Crêpes

* My Favorite Snack: Tough question. Eclairs, maybe. Cold.

* My Favorite TV Show: Psych

* My Couch: Maroon and poofy

* Your Greatest Fear: Not understanding

* Your Favorite Entertainer: NPH

* Your Favorite Meat & Veggie: Pepperoni & Olive Pizza

* Worst Person in the World: Jesse Jackson
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Re-upping [Nov. 14th, 2009 @ 12:23 pm]
[Coming at you from |Da Couch]
[Feeling | bitchy]
[Hearing |Jenny Love Hewitt]

Look at me, I'm finally back on my LJ! Comment or I'll disappear for a year!
</shameless_attention_whoring>
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I Has a Google Voice [Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 10:20 pm]
[Coming at you from |On da couch]
[Feeling | geeky]

Got my invitation for Google Voice today, woot!
It took me quite a while to decide on a number. I went with Area Code 707, number 968-7606 (P0P YOUR M0M) ;)

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Swipified from LB: ask me anything! [Jun. 13th, 2009 @ 11:29 pm]
[Coming at you from |bed]
[Feeling | relaxed]

The problem with LiveJournal is that we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. Hence, I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Seriously, anything goes!

Then, if you are so inclined, post this in your LJ and find out what people don’t know about you.

NOTE: Comments are NOT screened, but if you want to ask me a question privately, feel free to send me an LJ message instead of posting a comment.
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Yes/No Même [Jun. 12th, 2009 @ 03:42 pm]
Stoled from [info]creidh

The Rules:
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Yes
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — No
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yess
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — No
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — No
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — Yes
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — Yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? —Yes
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — Yes
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — Yes
Been falling-down drunk? - Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Been in a band? — No
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — Yes
Skinny-dipped? — Yes
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — Yes
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? -- No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? -- No
Written graffiti? — Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes
Think about the future? — No
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes
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Marry, Shag, or Cliff (même via [info]badseed1980) [Apr. 16th, 2009 @ 12:05 pm]
[Feeling | frisky]

Marry, shag, cliff
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people (specify gender if it isn't obvious!).

2) Post this meme with your answers.

3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people I gave you.

4) Label which you would marry, which you would shag, and which you would throw off a cliff.


With a Firefly Theme! )
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Awesome, straight up [Mar. 28th, 2009 @ 12:20 pm]

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Make me a sammich while you're at it! [Mar. 26th, 2009 @ 04:24 pm]
[Feeling | chauvenistic]


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Fun metamusical même, ganked from [info]badseed1980 [Mar. 25th, 2009 @ 11:22 am]
[Feeling | silly]

Pick an artist or band and answer the following with only their songs. Choose wisely as some of your favorites could have a limited discography.

Garbage


1. Are you a male or female: "Boys Wanna Fight"

2. Describe yourself: "Untouchable"

3. How do you feel about yourself: "I Think I'm Paranoid"

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: "Stupid Girl"

5.Describe your current boy/girl situation: "Sex Is Not The Enemy"

6. Describe your current location: "Not My Idea"

7. Describe where you want to be: "My Lover's Box"  (Yeah, I went there!)

8. Your best friend is: "Queer"

9. Your favorite color is: "Cherry Lips"

10. You know that: "The World Is Not Enough"

11. What's the weather like: "Dumb"

12. If your life were a television show what would it be called: "Silence Is Golden"

13. What is life to you: "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do"

14. What is the best advice you have to give: "The Trick Is to Keep Breathing"

15. If you could change your name what would it be: "Temptation Waits" (is that a great porn name or what?!)
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Même of Firsts [Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 01:26 pm]
[Feeling | blank]

Firsts )
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*SWOON* [Feb. 12th, 2009 @ 02:30 pm]
[Feeling | frisky]

ZOMG Corsetty Geekery:



There's only one thing to say:
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Writer's Block: Spoilers Below the Cut [Jan. 31st, 2009 @ 04:52 pm]
[Tags|, ]
[Coming at you from |in the pit of despair]
[Feeling | morose]

Have you ever ruined the ending or given away plot developments in a book, movie, or tv show by telling someone who hasn't seen or read it what happens? Has anyone ever done this to you?


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OMG people are always spoiling endings for me! For example:
Titanic
Passion of the Christ
Troy
Return of the Jedi
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

ALL RUINED!
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Writer's Block: You Wouldn't Understand [Jan. 29th, 2009 @ 02:04 pm]
[Feeling | dorky]

Almost everyone coins or uses expressions that make sense to only a few people. What word or phrase do you use most often that you have to explain the meaning of to others?


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Your mom!

...

Naw, never mind. Everybody knows about her already.

Biblically.

by which I mean UNF UNF UNF
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Ghey 4 Jeesus [Jan. 28th, 2009 @ 05:23 pm]
[Feeling | sacrelicious]

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Black Beauty? [Jan. 26th, 2009 @ 11:05 am]
[Coming at you from |Worky Work and the Funky Bunch]
[Feeling | blank]



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Your Friendly Neighborhood Sex Offender [Jan. 19th, 2009 @ 11:10 pm]
[Tags|]
[Feeling | dirty]

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Grand Old Pokemans [Dec. 22nd, 2008 @ 04:32 pm]
[Feeling | nerdy]

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Neil Clark Warren is a Facist [Dec. 20th, 2008 @ 06:43 pm]
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Santa's GMail [Dec. 4th, 2008 @ 04:27 pm]
[Feeling | pervy]


Elf Bang!
(safe for work)
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